My only consolation is that this year’s festivities cannot possibly be worse than last year’s, when I was the only sober person at the party curled up on a bed, being annoyed about how annoyed I was, and listening to Mike and the Mechanics. If you are an atheist and you start to think “All I Need is a Miracle,” sounds pretty good…uh well. You’re not having a good New Year’s Eve.
The good news: I can offer advice for Having Fun on New Year’s. Click that link, or just watch the video.